Can I roll Sense Motive on the cookies? — We don’t trust our DM anymore. (via outofcontextdnd)
When you’ve got d12 Krav Maga, everything starts to look like a neck. — From the Smallville RPG playtest. (via outofcontextdnd)
DM: - Did you consider the burst radius and the size of the room you are in?
(Immediately after the group’s mage cast a fireball spell that the rest of the party had failed their saving throws against)