June 2013
So are we now going to pass the time until the next episode of Teen Wolf with making jokes about Derek and his Toyota?
Like he uses the child proof lock to trap Scott in the back seat until he joins his pack?
or
Derek is the Alpha. Derek wants respect. Derek bought a Toyota.
child.proof.lock.to.trap.Scott
bye
The thing is… It would work.
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
Remember limewire
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
me and my friend (who does not watch teen wolf) having coffee
- me: so yeah, there was this whole big thing with some actors from the show spouting off about women's issues without really understanding why people were upset. one of them came off as kinda trying at times but really unable to grasp the key issue, but the other one, this is like the third or fourth time he's posted stuff like this.
- him: (aghast) it wasn't the guy who plays Stiles, right!?
- me: oh no, it wasn't Dylan. really the only ongoing problem we have with him is his face...being his face...and doing things.
- him: (very relieved) oh, that's good.
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Well, I mixed the sound of a 67’ Impala with AC/DC Back in Black. So…have some ear porn. :)
oh.my.god.
I feel like I’m in the fucking impala when I close my eyes oh my jesus
This is making me happier than it should…. :I Help!
This is going to be the new thing I listen to when I’m feeling down. Okay? Okay.
OHMYGOD I ACTUALLY CLOSED MY EYES BECAUSE THE COMMENT UP THERE AND I, LIKE, FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. I FELT SO AT HOME AND IT MADE ME HAPPIER THAN IT SHOULD’VE.
Listen to this when you’re in a car.
SWEET HOLY JESUS.
I am the impala
and that is that
I can’t really explain
but this felt like home
tag your porn
No, on second thought, let’s not go to Hamunaptra. ‘Tis a silly place.
Think how much better off they’d have been if they’d all just decided to go for margaritas instead.
Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?: imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead: did you know that in beacon hills people... →
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did you know that in beacon hills people who “don’t look trustworthy enough to handle a paperback” can’t get library cards
today the ninety year old librarian behind the counter looked me up and down before wait-listing me
to get a goddamn library card
she…
So apparently you can make this little thing called salt glitter.
Basically, you like put food coloring on salt and cook it and then when it’s ready, it becomes salt glitter.
Do you even realize how many spn creatures are affected by salt? You could go around throwing this shit at demons all like
this is the best usage of that gif I’ve ever seen
