As heard in PA
Just heard someone say, “She felt some kinda way.” Yes. Yes, I’m sure she did…
Taking crazy pills
There is an alarm “chirping” somewhere in my house. I can’t find the damn thing and it’s freaking my dog out. My house has the worst echo so even waiting for the next chirp is nearly pointless because I can’t tell where it’s coming from. It’s 2:45AM, do you know where your alarms are?
Dog Days
So my dog was having constant allergic reactions to things and we took him to get tested so that we could fix the problem it turns out he has more than one allergy…
He is allergic to mold, dust mites, several types of grass and trees, cats, HUMANS (well, our dander) and ….drum roll…. DOG DANDER. Yes, that’s correct; he is allergic to himself.